February 2012
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I'm not very good at political discussions...
because sometimes I see things politicians (Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich et al) say and all I can think to do is thrash around like this
and scream
PEOPLEACTUALLYVOTEFORTHISDJFAKLSFKLAS
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Trying Again
The text below is not an effort to change the world or fight injustice or anything noble like that. There are also no cute animal pics or funny captions to be found here. This is just an attempt to help a guy named Will, someone who I know only in the most fringe way (he’s the husband of an internet acquaintance of my wife) to do something awesome.
Will, despite being a Billy Joel...
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
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January 2012
34 posts
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One Last Dance
fakepersona:
I didn’t feel blind, deaf or mute. I just woke up that way. Unaware of the silence, still thinking it was night and that my mom must be somewhere else if she couldn’t answer my screaming. But my eyes never adjusted to the darkness. It was just there. No shapes. No sound.
I tried screaming for help. I couldn’t tell if anything was coming out. My mouth was open. I was using my lungs...
“To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before...”
– Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)
Janet Howell for President, 2016
Balls
fakepersona:
Two skinned knees, one black eye and too many strike outs to count and what did my coach say to me?
“Next time…try.”
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Yesterday, while watching SciShow...
I accidentally paused it on this moment:
and I got the strange, admittedly super creepy impulse to make it my desktop background. Which I did:
and now it looks like Hank is laughing about some embarrassing thing that he can see that I’ve thrown into my Recycling Bin.
[scishow]
To-Do List
tempestinateacup-getunique:
bloggingwithoutsleep:
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
Have a conversation on Facebook with a friend. Delete all my comments. Make friend look insane.
Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole it creates.
Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo.
Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons.
Make vanilla...
All the Rage
fakepersona:
I’ve become one of them. It’s happened. I’m all rage, muscle and attitude. I hunger for the snap of your neck. The sounds of the ropes breaking. The crack of your back as I bend your body senseless. You’re my toy now! My slave. You can’t hide because you don’t know I’m coming for you. You can’t smell me, because I’m not really here. What was that? I’m here lurking in the shadows....
Berries, according to botanists.
malibueinstein:
Things that are berries:
-avocados -pumpkins -tomatoes
Things that are not berries:
-blackberries -strawberries -raspberries
Science is stoopid.
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When I tell the hairstylist "Just a tiny bit...
What I mean:
What he hears:
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